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(1:00:31 PM) guy1: the nicest spam subject ever ‘Have a great night with your girlfriend!’
(1:00:35 PM) guy1: I will try!
(1:00:45 PM) guy2: that IS nice
(1:01:51 PM) guy2: “Spamtown wishes you and your family a VERY happy holiday. Also, you need a bigger dong.”
(1:03:05 PM) guy1: Anth*ny A. Radb*d wishes you and yours a bigger, longer, and better holiday season. I can’t believe what that girl did to that horse schlong.

