http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071204/ap_en_tv/people_dave_chappelle????????
WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Dave Chappelle has broken his own Laugh Factory endurance record.
The 34-year-old comedian topped his record of six hours and seven minutes, set in mid-April, by taking to the stage Sunday and telling jokes for six hours and 12 minutes.
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The article says Dane Cook is trying to beat his record. Man, fuck that. Dane Cook isn’t a comedian, he’s a panderer. He tells a joke about an atheist coming back as a tree that turns into a bible. Here it is:
Listen to that piece of shit pre-built christian audience. Southpark addresses this phenomenon when Cartman decides he’s going to beat Kyle at getting a platinum record by starting a Christian rock band because the audience is already there.
Here’s a joke: There was this comedian that couldn’t write any good jokes so God smote him. Ok that was not that great of a joke. That’s why i don’t do it professionally.
Seriously, Dane, why don’t you just start doing slapstick fall-down humor as well? Oh you do. Well, it makes babies laugh. Must be good.
