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“Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom. Freedom opens the windows of the soul so that man can discover his most profound beliefs and commune with God. Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone.”
Mitt, are you a fucking psycho? Please stop running.
He says he believes Jesus Christ is the son of God and the savior of mankind. I say everybody knows ducks come from volcanoes. How do you not know ducks come from volcanoes? It is proven true by my belief. If you don’t believe ducks come from volcanoes then you are an idiot and you’re going to spend your afterlife in Cincinnati, OH.
Let me just be very clear that religion has nothing to do with freedom. Religion causes mentally unhealthy things like sexual repression, intolerance, and Jerry Falwell. It makes Israel and Palestine keep up their little game of tetherball or whatever the fuck they’re fighting about over there. It causes Divine Right to be used as a justification for horrendous violations of human rights. Fuck that noise.
I know by saying this that I sound intolerant of religion. I am not saying that — nor am I saying that I am an atheist. You want to pick a religion? Go for it. Join a club. Just know what you’re getting yourself into.

