I dunno… I’d take clogs over a segway anyday

more at  CommonGate:Art

via | Art @ CommonGate 

Documenting really bad Photoshop work in the professional publication world. Some really funny ones…

via | New Work 

via | Fail Blog 

too funny

[12:06] guy1: listen, there are a couple of things you are going to have to face
[12:07] guy1: and you might as well just face this one…
[12:07] guy1: you’re addicted to love
[12:07] guy1: we all know it
[12:07] guy1: we’ve seen the marks, the bruises… from the hickeys and the hugs
[12:07] guy1: the chapped lips from kissing
[12:07] guy1: you need to stop loving
[12:07] me: listen don’t make me host a freakin intervention about it. you’re clearly an addict
[12:08] me: everybody is tired of orange crush and bagel bites
[12:08] guy1:  remember that time you embarrassed our entire family when you hugged that homeless man on the street
[12:08] guy1: you don’t even know what you are doing anymore
[12:08] guy1: its out of hand!
[12:08] me: lookin for a love fix anywhere you can. it’s shameful
[12:09] me: look, you’re making out with the dog RIGHT NOW
[12:09] me: you need help.

There’s probably a million out there but this one is pretty cool.

Portrait Illustration Maker >>

Here’s me, teafordinner:

via | Wooster Collective 

a look at the cycle of consumerism with the aid of animation

Watch Story of Stuff >>

here’s a teaser:

wow. i’m totally going to kill a cyclist. thatsa’ no good-a

via | Do the Test

very accurate

via | NY Times Opinion

from Out of the Way:

It’s final. Illustration is art, illustration is fashion, and now, it’s Prada. James Jean, an ingenious illustrator, an icon for comic fans, is having his works stirring up the sensation in Prada Spring collection.

via | Out of the Way

Bob and David are in LA working on a new show for HBO.

via | Comedy Central 

“and i have been paying very close attention … but when you put it all together like that”

haha John Stewart. (2:12)

No. 3 YACHT – “See a Penny Pick it up” from Retread Sessions on Vimeo.

this is an awesome spontaneous music vid

via | Vimeo

Eek — I hope this film is funny. I thought the same thing about Night at the Museum, which turned out to be pretty funny although for children. Especially the parts where he talks to the civil war guys.

“Who left the fridge open?” haha

via | Cinematical

yay fail dog blog.

this is a spinoff of the original fail blog.

so hilarious

and here is my own fail creation:

First of all, there is a website to combat liberal bias? Is that because Tracy Morgan is able to find the humor in the fact that this country isn’t as racism-free as it likes to think?

Meh whatever. The kinda of a-hole that needs to contribute to a site like that just promotes the fact that controlling the media is more important than the issues.

They warn their readers that the following quote from Tina Fey on SNL a few weeks earlier contains sacrilege:

And maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. And let me say something about that: yeah, she is, and so am I. And so is this one (pointing at Amy Poehler). And you know what, bitches get stuff done. That’s why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams, and they sleep on cots and are allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year, you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont. So, I’m saying it’s not too late Texas and Ohio. Get on board. Bitch is the new black!

Is that not conservative bias toward Jesus-y stuff? Or perhaps prejudice toward the truth leaking out through comedy? Anyway, professional comedians sometimes use an old literary chestnut called “hyperbole,” I’m sure non ALL nuns are psychos. Sorry if you don’t have a sense of humor or a world view based on real life, and don’t tell me “mean old clams” isn’t an awesome phrase.

via | News Busters

btw: News Busters’ tagline is “Exposing and Combating Liberal Media Bias.”