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(1:00:31 PM) guy1: the nicest spam subject ever ‘Have a great night with your girlfriend!’
(1:00:35 PM) guy1: I will try!
(1:00:45 PM) guy2: that IS nice
(1:01:51 PM) guy2:  “Spamtown wishes you and your family a VERY happy holiday. Also, you need a bigger dong.”
(1:03:05 PM) guy1: Anth*ny A. Radb*d wishes you and yours a bigger, longer, and better holiday season. I can’t believe what that girl did to that horse schlong.

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“Karen’s extensive cock” was a spam subject received by beatnikbandit13.

• (9: 45:39 AM) beatnikbandit13: here’s a brain teaser
• (9: 45:42 AM) beatnikbandit13: Karen’s extensive cock
• (9: 45:43 AM) beatnikbandit13: ?
• (9: 46:23 AM) rishisatsangi: it’s very thorough?
• (9: 47:02 AM) beatnikbandit13: and detailed
• (9: 47:20 AM) rishisatsangi: non-abridged
• (9: 47:34 AM) beatnikbandit13: annotated

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(2: 22:04 PM) rishisatsangi: and schloss’s classic “clams diablo” which is clam and jalepeno pizza pie
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(2: 22:25 PM) zzzargoth: clams schloss
(2: 22:46 PM) rishisatsangi: that’s a light stew of clams and ham
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(2: 23:11 PM) zzzargoth: i want to open an eatery where everything is something “schloss”
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(2: 23:23 PM) mia123074: clams schloss makes me never want to eat again
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(2: 23:31 PM) zzzargoth: Chicken a la’ Schloss
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(2: 24:04 PM) mia123074: you get a mouthful of hair in every clam
(2: 24:06 PM) rishisatsangi: Schlossamaringue pie
(2: 24:11 PM) richardioda: schlossed eggs on a schloss style biscuit
(2: 24:12 PM) zzzargoth: Double Schloss Burger
(2: 24:23 PM) rishisatsangi: “schloss style” biscuit?
(2: 24:31 PM) zzzargoth: a breakfast schlosswich
(2: 24:34 PM) richardioda: schlossberry pie
(2: 24:45 PM) richardioda: openschloss sandwiches
(2: 25:11 PM) rishisatsangi: chicken schlosser wrap
(2: 25:24 PM) richardioda: schlossed salad!
(2: 25:37 PM) zzzargoth: chocolate cake with vanilla schlossing
(2: 26:16 PM) pjclark72: that sounds like something from prison.