ok maybe a little cheesy, but apt I thought. i know, it’s like a sad clown painting but … well:

(souce = msnbc.com)

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god dammit when does the hurting stop. i thought we were trying to get someone in office with some semblance of consciousness. but nope. just pull either of these idiots’ strings and hear ‘em talk. “The cow goes moooooooooooo.”

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but mom, i just don’t think there’s much of a difference between a douche and a turd. i just don’t care

is that pessimistic? maybe. but i don’t know. i have this itching suspicion that my little piece of paper is just going to end up going down a slot, crashing onto a conveyor belt, eventually ending up in a triple steel enforced transport module full of ballots, driven in an armored storage tank and immediately tossed into a volcano.

am i alone in thinking obama is just going to get shot? er … if he gets “elected.” who ISN’T thinking that? seriously, have you ever been to cincinnati, ohio? marietta, oh? columbus, oh? detroit, michigan? raleigh, north carolina? atlanta, georgia? dallas, texas? aspen, colorado? yeah. he’s going to get shot. and you’re going to be able to watch it on youtube in super slow motion recorded on an HD handycam.

ok now i bummed myself out.

but all i do is sit here and watch the daily show not even have to try anymore! i mean, there ARE jokes to write about stupid things liberals do. but i think the thing is that liberals do things that are stupid, but conservatives have a tendency to do stupid things that are also frightening and evil.  ok i just wrote that joke. not so good.

really, there should just be 1 worldwide alert. it’s brownish-reddish and it stands for “clusterfuck.”

ok i’ll stop with the suckfest here by mentioning 1 “positive” thing. being “green” is getting marketable. thanks, capitalism!

-rishi

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Finally, someone finally tells the people with diarrhea of the mouth to shut the fuck up and go home. I’ve been promoting that sentiment since day -12.

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